🚨Hello, 911?!!🚨 The LIL HELPERS are BACK & we are SCARED 😱 Janky & Guggimon’s creatures of CHAOS r here to HELP & DESTROY. Over a FOOT tall makes them hard to stomp… GLOW-N-THE-DARK VINYL makes them the devil’s flashlight 😟You’re gonna wanna sleep with the lights on 😬
Janky Lil' Helper:
OH NO OH NO OH NO 😭 LIL HELPER JANKY’S HERE & WE DONOT FEEL SAFE. 13” of GLOW-N-THE-DARK vinyl that’s 2 big 2 fit in the microwave THANK SATAN. He WANTS to help, but he NEEDS to destroy 👹 Order 1 if ur brave. Order 2 if ur f*kn INSANE (we know u wanna 💀)
Guggimon Lil' Helper:
JES*S F*KN CHR*ST. LIL HELPER GUGGIMON’S HERE & WE CAN NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING HE DOES. These 14” of vinyl FINALLY answer the question: what if DEATH had an ASSISTANT?!? Oh! He also glows in the dark so say GOODBYE SLEEP & HELLO INSOMNIA (you don’t wanna close ur eyes around him anyway, trust us 👀). ORDER HIM W/LIL HELPER JANKY & NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.
ONLY 1111 MADE SO DO NOT HESITATE TO ORDER NOW!! HELP (AND DISASTER) IS ON IT’S WAY!!