šØHello, 911?!!šØ The LIL HELPERS are BACK & we are SCARED š± Janky & Guggimonās creatures of CHAOS r here to HELP & DESTROY. Over a FOOT tall makes them hard to stompā¦ GLOW-N-THE-DARK VINYL makes them the devilās flashlight šYouāre gonna wanna sleep with the lights on š¬
Janky Lil' Helper:Ā
OH NO OH NO OH NO š LIL HELPER JANKYāS HERE & WE DONOT FEEL SAFE. 13ā of GLOW-N-THE-DARK vinyl thatās 2 big 2 fit in the microwave THANK SATAN. He WANTS to help, but he NEEDS to destroy š¹ Order 1 if ur brave. Order 2 if ur f*kn INSANE (we know u wanna š)
Guggimon Lil' Helper:Ā
JES*S F*KN CHR*ST. LIL HELPER GUGGIMONāS HERE & WE CAN NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING HE DOES. These 14ā of vinyl FINALLY answer the question: what if DEATH had an ASSISTANT?!? Oh! He also glows in the dark so say GOODBYE SLEEP & HELLO INSOMNIA (you donāt wanna close ur eyes around him anyway, trust us š). ORDER HIM W/LIL HELPER JANKY & NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.Ā
ONLY 1111 MADE SO DO NOT HESITATE TO ORDER NOW!! HELP (AND DISASTER) IS ON ITāS WAY!!